A self-declared legend in my own mind, I bring unmatched enthusiasm, dialed swing mechanics, and a short game that ranges from sublime to sublime. Some say I play golf like a fine wine—complex, a little dry, and best enjoyed on days that end in Y. I’m here for the glory, the gimme putts, and the post-round storytelling. A true amateur’s pro pro, I thrive in the rough and have never met a hole I didn’t fire directly at the fiber. Let’s tee it up and make mediocrity look magnificent. Thanks, I’m Brad.