Fierce competitor who can't decide whether he loves winning or hates losing more.

Never played high-level amateur or college golf. Never made a run at the jicky-jacks or anything resembling a professional golf tour.

But, like Dodgeball, I'm a true underdog story - and I ascribe to my own set of 5D's

1. Drew Stoltz is my hero
2. Don't ever wear a white belt
3. Don't underestimate a slightly over-weight middle-aged (former) athlete
4. Dangerous is not my middle name, it's actually Robert.
5. Diversify your bonds

Your team is better if I'm on it. Let's go!