Armed with a sweet, sweet putter and irons that are hotter than a midsummer tee time in the philippines, I’m here to turn birdies into an art form and bogeys into rare myths. My short game is so sharp, it could slice through a bunker—though I prefer to avoid them altogether. Whether it’s under the lights or under pressure, I bring the heat, the humor, and the hustle. Team owners, if you’re looking for a player who combines fiery swings with a flair for the dramatic (and the occasional dad joke), let’s make some par-tee history together!